Dr. Mumford: That’s right, the fake kind. 75 Christmas Quotes to Get You in the Spirit. Felt like I couldn’t sell ice water in the Sahara.” Charlie, “Barton Fink” 1991, *12. Miller’s Crossing (An underrated gangster film.). "But the heart's not like a box that gets filled up. “Well, um, I’ll have a Coke, then.” Rocco, “Boondock Saints” 1999, *13. And yet, you kind of have to show some respect -- respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face. “I’m a fucking piece of shit. That must’ve been somebody else. Sam: Hygiene. “Yeah, to you it’s Thanksgiving; to me it’s Thursday.” Rocky Balboa, “Rocky” 1976, *15. In short, highly attractive to women. “If you leave me now, in the next life you will be my sworn enemy. Cassandra: There’s only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood. Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of . Antonia: This is no time for Schopenhauer. Lord Arthur Goring: Do you know, Robert, sometimes I wish you were too. We hope that our list can bring some enjoyment and would love to hear some of your own obscure quotes or what quotes we used that you don't think are obscure enough to the average movie goer. Womynist #1: We’re not interested in your penis! “When we go to Morocco, I think we should have completely different names and be completely different people.” Penny Lane, “Almost Famous” 2000, *63. Doesn’t mean everyone’s a failure. “Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.” Private Ryan, “Saving Private Ryan” 1998, *32. Wasn’t Brookfarm Fourierist? MacNamara, “One, Two, Three” 1961, *76. Sam: It’s a route I’ve considered. “You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? If you are a mega fan like me, then odds are you have seen, and probably own, almost every Disney film ever created. Barcelona (There are very few movies that can be charming, funny, urbane, and champion conservative social mores all at the same time. Willie Conway: I can’t play Pooh to your Christopher Robin. God: Well, don’t. You Ain’t Heard Nothing Yet: 20 Obscure Movie Lines We Just Can’t Shake Jonathan Eig / February 14, 2015 From the moment Al Jolson ad libbed “Wait a minute folks, you ain’t heard nothing yet!” in The Jazz Singer, movies have been filled with great dialogue. I tried to choose representative quotes so your feelings about the snippet of dialogue are likely to mirror your appreciation of each movie. “Oaks Nice.” Jimmy, “Pulp Fiction” 1994, *94. Jock #1: Okay! “The artist’s job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.” Gertrude Stein, “Midnight In Paris” 2011, *72. Mrs. Ponette (You haven’t seen this movie yet? 50 Quotes That Will Get You Excited for 2021. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.” Jack Torrance, “The Shining” 1980, *31. THR asked its entertainment industry readers to vote on the most memorable quote from every movie … “I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Helen: Why not? Because of all the things in the world, you’re only looking for one of them. That’s all I ever wanted. “Brilliant Man. Jesus, he loves you. I don’t even know your language.” Bender, “The Breakfast Club” 1985, *34. “I'd rather be not the light in your life. And if that happens, you won’t know about it anyway.” Bunny, “Platoon” 1986, *9. Deloris Van Cartier has a … . Coulmier (Joaquin Phoenix): [To the Marquis De Sade] You’re not the anti-Christ. “Boys, you, just strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.” John Keating, “Dead Poets Society” 1989, *38. Airplane (1980) — Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) responding to … Maybe not necessarily ones that are super obscure, but ones that I would want in my room, that aren't beaten to death. You’re only a malcontent who knows how to spell. “Just because he speaks a little guilty, that don’t make him innocent, you know.” Police Captain Hank Quinlan, “Touch of Evil” 1958, *26. “Any world that can produce the Taj Mahal, William Shakespeare, and Stripe toothpaste can’t be all bad.” C.R. What topped the list? These quotes were selected because we believed that the average person may not have known what movie they were from. “I picked you for the job, not because I think you’re so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit.” Barton Keyes, “Double Indemnity” 1944, *18. 40 Christmas Movie Quotes for a Magical Holiday. it was being signed.” Benjamin Gates, “National Treasure” 2004, *69. “Even if you gave him the money he’d still kill you. Right. “Tell me, what’s Curious George like in real life?” Cal, “40 Year Old Virgin.” 2005, *80. I’ll do it myself.” Ottway, “The Grey” 2011, *8. . Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ’s love! You were always the best of them. Sam: Impossible. Ash: (Bruce Campbell) Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with . Sir Robert Morton: I wept today because right had been done. Josh Neff: [Still talking about Lady and the Tramp] No, [Tramp’s] a self confessed chicken thief; an all around sleaze ball. See more ideas about movie quotes, good movies, bones funny. I’m calling on ye’. “Don’t look nobody in the eye, but you don’t look away either. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. I would go off to obscure places and make movies that six … “The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn’t ordered to do.” Walt Kowalski, “Gran Torino 2008, *47. “I don’t believe I have to be loyal to one side or the other. "They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece." Droz (Jeremy Piven): These, Tom, are the Causeheads. [turns to jock, speaks slowly] Womynist #2: Um . 50 Memorable (But Obscure) Movie Quotes by Joe Carter 2 . is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool. Ash: Nope. “Adrenaline is natures way of telling you ‘don’t fuck up.” Chon, “Savages” 2012, *99. “You still think it’s beautiful to die for your country. “Bertram got really into the 60s, and no one ever saw him again.” Narrator, “The Sandlot” 1993, *46. You are just jealous of my success in the Lord. When God was on earth as Jesus, He cried, too. Mabel: To look at a thing is quite different from seeing a thing, and one does not see anything until one sees its beauty. 101 Obscure Movie Quotes This is a project that Andrew Alexander and myself produced because of our love of film. Either that or gay as a picnic basket. Obscure Quotes. I personally hate this poster because the quotes are so obvious and they repeated some movies 3 or more times. . I'd rather be the cold … “Oh, but I’m an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will.” Joel, “Adventureland” 2009, *60.